2. My retirement account is too small to worry about losing.
3. My husband is willing to use headphones while he watches television, when I want to go to bed at 8:30.
4. My husband doesn't make fun of me when I go to bed at 8:30.
5. I don't need willpower this week, because we polished off the apple pie last week.
6. Telemarketers haven't found my cell phone number yet.
7. I bought a replacement peace lily without feeling guilty about spending the money or killing the plant.
8. There's no way to speed up awakening and no way to slow it down.
9. Dad overruled Mama when they named me, so I became Dawn instead of Mabel Geraldine.